Well here it is a moment of truth to bring our new fashion and lifestyle icon online.
There really hasn't been a lot of thinking go into this, which makes it pretty obvious who inspired this.
If we have the first family then surely we must have the first felon. This historic juncture meant it was time for me to explore my convictions (minor moving violations and misdemeanors at worst. I can assure you) and create something truly of it's time.
Don't let the decision of 12 good people go to waste. Celebrate in the success of justice and pitfall and whiny downfall of the orange one.